Compylot; Whatever you're trying to do; It isn't working!
Sad isn't it?
For the rest of you... I am encouraged by the many antidotes presented here and am seriously considering compiling them all into a coffee table book so that we can all take note, laugh, get angry or... roll our eyes in frustration..
I would merge all of these security screening stories with that of unjust journalistic practices and call the book;
"Reasoning's of Prissy Princess Pilots Who Have Nothing Better to do than Squeal about Security Screening and News Articles that Describe Every Aircraft as a Cessna and Every Incident as an Emergency on an Anonymous Internet Forum"
All proceeds would be donated to help those affected by such malpractices and contribute to an education fund to help the afflicted to think twice before posting about unimportant, mindless and useless trash.
What do you think ForkTailedDrKiller? Care to kick it off?