Not bad BEags but you missed the famous '1am stair pull'. Simply wait until 1am and loiter outside the front of the OM where all the girlfriends who have just had a massive row with their very drunk partner will gather in tears. A simple 'there there, did the nasty man upset you' whilst the offending boyfriend is dancing like a drunken loon/unconcious/throwing up in a bush/flirting with a scribbly/stood naked on the bar singing rude songs all with the Regt offrs (delete as required) and bob's your uncle or at least your very
'best' mate.
And of course for those of you who live-in don't feel you have to rush to try all the fine food on display 'cause you'll be getting the stale remains served for dinner in the Mess for at least a week after.