So many good entries, thank you all.
I started to list the also-rans but there are more than half a dozen of them, and you can each choose your own favourites.
The winner, and the recipient of the OFSTED prize for a successful learning outcome, is Flap Track 6:
Hoskins, are you sure you had the camera switched on when you passed over that 'Ladies only' nudist beach?
because I now understand why C-130s fly so very, very low over Studland Beach.
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