Look out! HOG overhead! Risk of fallout!
HOG - very good identifier indeed, especially as regards the present PM, and the choice of aircraft is fine. I visualise a big fat jolly A330 done up in Imperial colours with Dave and Sam tripping down the airstairs in cocked hats, boots and spurs to the tune of "Britannia rules the (air) waves" while HMQ is fork-lifted down in the Royal Howdah, done up in her pearly queen outfit. Bell-ringers, whistlers and trumpeteers would take up the steerage seats while assorted Lords, Ladies and bag-carriers would hang around the front end. Not sure where the Royal rickshaw and the pit-ponies would go, or the official Rolls. Perhaps a small fleet of these planes need to be procured to accommodate same. Now should JC ever achieve HOG status, what method or mode of aerial transport would Hon. Ppruners consider appropriate for this man of the people?