Heard at Pat King's Funeral ...
Pete Day did Pat's eulogy: he recounted ...
Pat was CO at Wittering when he, along with all other COs in the Group, was summoned to Gp HQ for a sesh with the AOC. The last item, tabled by the AOC, was introduced as "a drinking problem".
Pat told the AOC: "I don't think we have a drinking problem at Wittering. I think we're rather good at it".
Pfftt.