Rhino and
Pr o on.
Pray tell me the real answer then?
In the meantime, I'll disclose my source, who is a military pilot based down there FULL TIME. He tells me that on PERMANENT alert:
Four Typhoons (PS: One is permanently undergoing maintenance at any one time).
500 fighting troops and around the same again as admin/engineering/HQ and logistics.
They have one decent warship down there and two SAR helos.
Oooops look at this:
Britain's military defences in the Falkland Islands - Telegraph
Where exactly have I been misleading anyone, then?
(PS: occasionally the odd deployment gets sent down there for a couple of weeks at a time, but they don't stay down there).