Seems reasonably predictive
Leon Jabachjabicz,
Looks like you've been listening at someone's door fairly well up the food chain !
However, due to the need to finance Tax credits it has been announced that all HM Armed services are to be made redundant by April 5th. The new Defence contract is to be awarded to Group 54 or Serko using "Modern apprenticeships" based on advances in technology in shelf stacking training. With CBT future Drone pilots will pay for their own on line courses, and will work part time, with minimum wage supplemented by zero hours contracts at leading supermarkets
Fat jet jocks will be selected from Drone trainees, and given advanced training at John Lewis Partnership - where they are appropriately, never knowingly undersold.
Trucking fleet requirements will be met initially by Ryansquare, who have particular expertise in flying to the world's most remote airfields. Casevac sorties when required will be operated by sqeezyjet as a continuation of their Familiar tourist evacuation expertise.
CAS will still be required, thus HM Chief Inspector of Constabulary will be posted in, as his work with the Police is now completed, and where it has been demonstrated that an Accountancy qualification overrides the need for any process knowledge or qualifications.
It is expected that parallel arrangements will be made to cover Land forces, and Naval in due course, with a possibility that China may be awarded a contract to roll over from the Hinkley Point Nuclear power station, where the double price electricity supply contract will generate some income to finance a new Home Guard and some coastal lifeboats so as to employ as many Redundant Genrals and Admirals as possible.
Any questions Bloggs ?
Last edited by EnigmAviation; 8th Nov 2015 at 14:02.
Reason: Change of reference to earlier post