"Rahmi said there was no proof yet that the plane had broken up in flight."
... said Comical Ali.
If you have spent time in the region, you will know that the role of Comical Ali is held by many spokesmen across the Mid and Near East. It is an esteemed position requiring full control of fascial muscles and prior experience of living on another planet.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muha...aeed_al-Sahhaf