Jim, thanks for feeling sorry for me, empathy is a very useful quality as a First Officer. I see you enjoy being home so maybe you should consider our narrowbody schedules of 30 days on and 30 days off or even 60 days on and 60 days off. Unfortunately, you will have to wait until next year when we will start hiring ExPat First Officers as you have no Current PIC. I will surely put in a good word for you and possibly if we fly together in the future I promise I won't smoke on you or make you beg for a landing.