Who needs a tape when you can go live!!
wensleydale, re your #3.........there's a man who looks like he's been caught doing something he shouldn't!
Love the "who wants to be a millionaire" jape.......priceless!! I've often wondered what you got up to? Having spent 30 years working with (almost without exception) men with too much time on their hands......I was just grateful to draw my pension. In fact, I did consider kissing the ground when the golden eagle sh*t into my bank account!!
Being a little bit naughty at work....whilst remaining professional and focussed of course, helped many a long shift pass by a little quicker!Keep 'em coming!
MD