Why don't we buy the Indian Navy's Tu-142s (BEAR)s, as they appear to be done with them?
Let's face it, our cheapskate country would rather squitter it's money away on human rights, equal opportunities, national bloody health, debt repayment, climate change, gay rights, the bloody EU, and a bunch of other useless ****-than pay for a maritime patrol aircraft.
Who needs one anyway, it's not like we're surrounded by water.