So, you lot want to be Officers in the Royal Air Force do you? Well, you'll have to get used to using equipment like this. There'll be non of this army style 'digging a hole in the ground and having a crap' nonsense - you'll be expected to behave like Gentlemen and use the proper etiquette.
Right, let's have a recap - you, Hoskins, which one of these do you use to wash your hands? Come on, come on, we haven't got all day ...