What rock have you been under? There are quite a few selling disturbingly cheaply at the moment. I know of one very nice Seneca that sold a few weeks ago specifically because the owner did not want to do the ADS-B upgrade.
Ahhhhmmm, I was taking the p!ss out of Dick. And I haven't seen any disturbingly cheap twins anywhere, maybe I should put you on retainer. No buckets of **** & no mutton dressed up as lamb