BLOGGSONE, how reassuring it is to read that those tempted by vile, unnatural practices can be successfully cured and rehabilitated from such deviance!
Lumpwood is preferable, but briquettes provide a more consistent burn - but they don't really add to flavour. Either are clearly better than that awful breath of Satan's backside though.
teeteringhead, the bum and thighs of that turkey bear a striking - and horrific - resemblance to a person-formerly-known-as-WRAF officer who served at BZN in the mid-1980s
'BFA' for those in the know..... Once greeted by the late RFK with the words "With an ar$e like that, you must pack a mean fart!". "
What did you say?", she replied, to which he repeated his earlier comment only rather louder...
RIP, RFK.