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Old 16th Oct 2015, 04:41
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The facts

Sigh - fine, in order to put everyone out of their misery, here's what happened:

During flight, as a suspected result of a "psychotic sudden onset of ethics & morality", a senior CX manager stood up and started to rant that the employees were being treated poorly. Citing such incidents as the introduction of HKPA, the selling out of the ADL Instructor cadets, the unilateral cancellation of RP07, continuous pathological degradation of Ts & Cs etc... said manager stated for the record that Management will now change their ways and start truly acting like the 'Caring Company'.

In consultation with Medlink (& Swire), said manager was pronounced obviously insane and immediately sedated & restrained.

Expect a statement from CX shortly apologizing to the Shareholders and stating that an immediate reeducation program will be introduced.
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