Having met Chris when he was a barman at the O.M. in Akrotiri I was well used to his sense of humour. He once claimed that another staff member "Crazy George" was dead. "Nasty accident, never see again."
On going through to the dining room there was George. "Chris said you were dead" I said. "Is lie" he replied "But I make you one good pair of shoes then I kill myself"
When Chris opened his kebab shop the crews could have a meal together and food fights sometimes broke out between crews after the first ten bottles of kokkinelli. "More yoghurt" we asked, and Chris appeared from behind the bar.
"Do you want the eating yoghurt or the throwing yoghurt" he said.
