I believe in the Lager diet. I remember learning at school that a calorie was the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of a gram of liquid by 1 degree centigrade or something like that. Therefore if you drink ten pints of ice cold lager a night your body will burn so many calories that you will be as slim as a waif in no time at all. It hasn't worked for me yet......off to the pub to try again.
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