Many, many years ago, during a TACEVAL, I was the MC when we had a Vulcan simulating a Bear B with 2 buckets of sunshine onboard requesting to defect (standard input to see if we followed the appropriate intervention techniques and diversion to land.)
"Take him to Leeds-Bradford", say's I.
"Why Leeds-Bradford?", asks Gp Capt umpire with clipboard.
"Because we can afford to lose Leeds and Bradford", says I.
"I come from Leeds", he opined.
"Unlucky", say's I.......