Coffmanstarter.
What a wonderful idea.
Your post set my mind wandering into dreams of XH558 as a gate guard at Stanley.
I do realise it wouldn't last long in the open there but then I thought about a 1:1 fibreglass replica.
I'm sure the locals would welcome the idea, even if the not quite so locals got a bit wound up over it
I know it's a pipe dream but it did make me smile.