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There were quite a few that made me laugh out loud (genuinely).
I was expecting lots of mentions of Beagle and CATapults but no one said anything about bone-domes.
Anyway.
The winner for me is BUSTER HYMEN with:
Well, occasionally I am a taildragger, but once the worming tablets kick in, I'm back on all fours.
a close second was 622 with:
I wasn't sniffing his backside..I was practising AAR!
Thank you all for brightening the past few days
Buster, over to you young man.