hahah so Striker is saying he's built a false profile...so he can portray himself as a complete loser? Interesting way to spend time, but everyone needs a hobby I guess.
You are the perfect candidate - you ignore those who have thousands of hours of experience (I'm in >10,000 hr range) and put your head firmly in the sand.
I don't think it's sand he's got his head firmly into.
Striker, since you claim your info isn't real, could you at least then change your "fake" identity to something other than Canadian? You're giving your countrymen a bad name.
Face it, it's transparently obvious you're just a kid from TO who'll never make it as an expat or as a pilot. Hopefully winding people up on an internet forum helps to compensate you for that in some way lol.
Even EK with their new rock-bottom standards wouldn't touch you. Ouch.