One more for the Pun Police !!
Sorry for the slight deviation off track but I remember years ago I inadvertantely had an apple in my flight bag. The bag was xrayed
by Quarantine and subsequently I was 'grilled' by
Quarantine Officer Bacon. I had to write a report and my superiors
were not impressed by the so called pun in my report. Ah well those
were the days !!!!