cheeky answers
Before i started flying, i remember seeing ITV's Airline programme,series one, back in 1998 i think, and it followed Britannia for the summer season and they had a f/a going through these with the camera and 2 spring to mind that still make me laugh.This one was on flight from Salzburg to Luton:
f/a- "would you like a drink with your meal madam?"
female Pax-"yes dear i'l have a peach schnapps"
f/a- " im sorry madam we dont carry peach schnapps"
female pax- " What do you mean you don't carry peach schnapps,
we just left Austria!!!!"
f/a - " Well we left Luton this morning but we dont sell
Vauxhall cars either!"
And lastly on the 767-300 from SFO to MAN:
female pax- "so you've just sold me 200 fags and now youre
telling me I cant smoke one, wheres the sense in
that?"
f/a- " they sell condoms in Boots madam, need I say
more?"