To forestall anyone else inadvertently shooting my foxes, here's a bakers dozen to be going on with:
"Size isn't everything"
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the size of the fight in the dog"
"Little Dogs get bigger every day"
"This miniaturisation business is going a bit too far !"
"It's called 'Keeping a Low Profile'"
"Well, my Mom got out one day and there was this hamster....."
"I couldn't afford anything bigger on my pay !"
"You'd be no use as a St.Bernard - you'd only be able to carry a miniature brandy !"
"Seize him, Tiger !"
The Dachs weren't much impressed by this hund coming after them.
Small is Beautiful !
The MOD decided that their Police Dogs should be in proportion to the size of our Forces.
"Mummy, how much is that Doggie in the Window?" - "What doggie, darling ?"