Just before i left, about 9 years ago, we had a rare sunny summers afternoon, and a group of about 10 pilots met up for a beer in the local pub (the ship iirc).
mid session, someones phone rang. You guessed it, screwing " help me obi wan, you are our only hope". " sorry, i'm in the pub, can't help" was the reply.
10 seconds later, another phone rang. Yep, same "help me" call. Same reply.
10 seconds later, yup, same again.
10 seconds later, same call to another chap, same response, but added" don't bother calling Pew, Pew, Barleymagroo, Cuthbert, Dibble, or Grubb, coz they are all in the pub too!"
Sounds like not much has changed.