As a paying passenger I don't want to hear arguments that I am the issue.
Fix the damn machine
so I don't become a burden
Perhaps
YOU aren't "the issue"?
But after the crew do a totally professional job trying to get the newspaper readers and magazine rustlers out the burning aircraft, wouldn't it be a shame if
YOU were the one to get stuck behind a pile of bodies in an aisle or emergency exit because some other selfish .... couldn't possibly be parted from their wheelie bag?
You got family? Wonder what their take would be on those denying your exit??
Just a thought?