"Flt Lt R**** has naturally long hair." - Courtney
And now? Reminds me of the junior officer asking the follically challenged senior officer, "Excuse me, Sir, but is that a rabbit on your head", to which the senior officer responded, "What the bloody hell are you talking about?", only for the junior officer to answer, "I'm terribly sorry, Sir. From a distance it looked like a hair"!
Jack