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Old 27th Jun 2003, 16:52
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WINSTUN'S Resume

Name: Winstun I. Tokka**** B.Bs., Dip Sht, Mast. Btr.,

Flying Hours:
Military:
C130 3089
C5 2947
FA18 4067
F-15 2365
F117 2930
F111 3143
A-10 2648
B1 1859
B2 1775
X-Wing 2187

Rotary:
UH1 2503
UH60 1873
AH64 4021

Experimental:
X1 500
X2 350
X15 2000
XB76 1300

Civil:
B707 2837
B717 5473
B727 9573
B737 2617
B747 3827
B757 2637
B767 2737
B777 3289
B787 2190
A300/310/319/320/321/330/340 21239

GA
Cessna 150/152/172/182/206/210 15hrs (during training)

Total Flying Hours: 125 318

Ships Commanded:
HMAS “Perth”, “Sydney” and all cities between, USS “Enterprise”, NSC1701 “Enterprise” Versions A to D, “Millenium Falcon”

Degrees: Law, Medicine, Brain Surgery, Aerodynamics, Brewing, Bull****istry

History:
Born April 1, 1987
Jan 90 – Feb 90 Achieved PPL, UPPL, CPL, SCPL, ATPL (#1) Australia
Mar90 – Apr90 Achieved ATPL (#2 - #8)
May 90 – Dec90 Actively recruited by RAAF to fly their C130s due to over-whelming aptitude.
Jan 91 Head-hunted by USAF to re-start test program at Edwards on famous X series machines.
Apr91 Bored with test flying. Back to RAAF. “Agreed” to fly Fast Jets only.
May91 Snatched by TAC to fly F-15 and “all the other cool jets’.
Sep91 Transfer to Army to fly helos. (Natural progression, of course)
Feb92 CIA arrange “accident” to facilitate employment in Covert Ops.
May 92 Angola Training rebels
Aug 92 Astronaut training at Astronaut Screening School-Holsworthy (ASS-Hol)
Dec92 Sierra Leone Body-guard Duties for President Oombooluhgoo and Britney Spiers while on African tour.
Mar93 Clash with French Spec Ops attempting to abduct Britney in Chad (French lose) (Of course)
Apr93 Marriage to Britney
Jun93 Trained as Field Surgeon with Echo Force (sorry baby the world needs him)
94-95 Nearly killed by Arch-Enema, Dr. Nasty. Wandered aimlessly with loss of memory due head injuries. Located and nursed back to health by B. Spiers.
Aug96 Started and Finished Law degree at University of Life, with Honours.
Jan97 Request to head Upper Atmosphere Flight Experiments FL700 and above.
Oct97 Took the NSW Bar exam (101%) Promising career in law interrupted by recall to Spec Ops for 1-man mission no one else could handle (Rescue POWs from rice paddy in Somalia)
Mar98 Worked with Palmer and Sons, Inc (Law firm)
Feb99 Head-hunted by Middle-Eastern Royal Family to fly Boeing VIP fleet
Jan00 Consulted for Boeing and Airbus. Logged many hours in assistance with design process.
Jan01 Retired.
Feb02 Began writing “My Memories”.
Mar02 Re-named book to “My Memoires: The Win Stun Years”
Oct02 Began self-less campaign to educate the aviation world through PPRuNe Network.
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