Short and sweet is the way so its Judging time..
Honourable mention to Roadster280 with Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
Third Place is Buster with "We're taking them to the Enterprise's head sir. They're for removing Klingons... "
Second NutLoose "Jim, Mr Scott was only following your orders when you told him to beam up some more pussy, unfortunately a transporter malfunction means they have arrived all dead."
But first place is Wensleydale with 'They have arrived from Starfleet. They say that we no longer have to "Baldly Go Where No Man has Gone Before"'.
Good stuff Wensleydale, I thought you were robbed with the Eagle comment
, over to you.