Of course I would volunteer to kiss anything better, which might need such treatment? Having only met Carol once, she was an utterly delightful person with whom to chat!
Making a huge assumption there that BEagle has one of those new yoof-tech-things such as a mobile.
How very dare you! I've had cellphones since getting back from Gulf War 1, I'll have you know. Panasonic 'E' series in the car back in analogue days, then a Nokia 2110, followed by a couple of Motorola Timeports (
) and ultimately a Nokia 6310i - which has served me well for the past 13 years!
But I don't own a 'smartphone' or any iToy.....
It was quite amusing in the early days of GSM. Land somewhere downroute and call Ar$ecoat Ops direct, rather than faffing with "Artichoke, Aaaaargh-ti-choke.....". Several trails were also sorted through lending my spivphone to the AARC, so that he could call direct rather than getting snarled up in some obscure, barely functioning military phone system.....
Anyway, back to thoughts of soothing Carol's bruises....
