Winstun,
no one here envies you or feels inadequate inlight of all your supposed credentials and life experiences, really it's more pity and amusement.
Thus far i've seen very few people actually agree with you on any topic, i agreed with you that resumes should be kept to one page, some disagree, so be it.
But in all respects you've proven to be an absolute d1ckhead, you really need to seek therapy.