Please be aware of the muppets that have an SOP of <1000fpm with 1000 to go. They climb in VNAV at high level; a/c is struggling for 700fpm; the buzzer goes at 900' and the muppet selects V/S 1000'. Please oh please bite your tongue and allow the scenario to unfold. Hopefully they'll never do it again, but learn to scan. (I don't mean let the machine gun go off).