One from a friemd at United
FA is walking down the aisle during turbulance and pax are trying to give her all their rubbish (cups cans bottles newspapers etc...). Her hands are full and she couldn't ppssibly carry any more let alone hold on to seats for support. Fa is obviously having difficulty walking as her hands are full and stuff is falling out of her hands.
PAX: "My cup, Miss. Take my cup" And waves it impatiently.
FA: "Well, Sir. Why don't you get a broom and stick it up my a ss and I will sweep the aisle on my way down too!"