Funnies
One I heard a while ago...
Flight to europe from the UK, and the FA is serving drinks. A rather 'posh' (i.e. mutton dressed as lamb) lady says "yes, I'd like a G+T, that's a Gin and Tonic to you dear" to which the FA replies, quick as a flash, "would you like ice and a slice?...that's frozen water and a piece of fruit to you madam!"
Beautiful!