As you are clearing in, pax try to hand you everything at the same time:
Response (for the guys): Sorry, I was born with testicles not tenticles !!
When offering free newspapers and they complain you don't have what they want:
Sir/Madam, newspapers are "complimentary, NOT compulsory" with a sweet smile !
Pax: Can I just jump over your trolley?
Crew: Unless you're a gazelle, I wouldn't recommend it !
Pax: Can I squeeze past you? (with trolley in the aisle)
Crew: (look at them in disbelief, bow and say) If you think you're up for it, be my guest. Then carry one trying to work while they huff and puff past you. Other pax seem to find it highly amusing as well.
On long haul flights, you always get asked the same questions:
Pax: Oh, I suppose you go straight back now (with smug grin on face)
Crew: Oh no sir, we have about 4 nights in a 5 star deluxe hotel all inclusive, then we position as passengers on board an exclusively hired plane over to another island, where we spend another 3 nights in a hotel of the same standard, then we operate home. Illl get about 4 days off, then I have a 19 day trip to New Zealand, which is nice!!!!
Luverly !!
