Pax- ( during turbulance) Are we going to crash?
Me- I hope not, I have washing on the line.
Pax- I must hold my bag for take off, it has my passport and purse in there.
Me- Thats okay, a bag snatcher cant get far, once I close the door.
Pax- Where is the rest of the plane ( Dash8)? Is this a real plane?
Me- No, its actually a kite, soon I will get off and hang onto a very very long piece of string.
A bit cheeky, but nothing a cheesy smile cant get me out of! they all have a laugh in the end. Its the way you say it, not what you say.