Alright fellas, judging time now and I must say I'm having a really hard time to decide....
The most "politically UN-corrected":
Arm out the window
Recruiting Centre aviator selection test - those who prefer the right, Air Force, the left, Navy!
and
622
Immigrants win Darwin prize for attempted entry into the UK
A special mention for Langley and his confusion:
people, this is serious; are we looking at Janet and John, or is it a couple of Janets?
I used to be able to tell the difference unfailingly.
Admit it, buddy. You're getting senile...