I did a short helicopter course once. The QHI said not long after leaving Shawbs
"You know when you fast jet jocks are wizzing around in the weeds at warp factor snot, trying to work out exactly where you are, and by the time you've done that, you're 8 miles further on and lost again?"
"...yeeees? "
He decel'ed, dropped to the hover just over a field, and we read the village name off the roadsign.
Smug B@stard