This lady came on board and threw her bag across the last row and yelled at me:
"I can't believe it! I just can't believe it! They put me in the last row and there's no window, I just can't believe it!"
To which I replied:
"I know. I can't believe it either. And there's not even a swimming pool..."
I guess you just had to be there but it was pretty funny at the time.
Also this is from Rene Foss' book "Around the World in a Bad Mood"
A passenger was opening and closing the ash tray on the lav door trying to gain access. The pax turns to the FA and says "How do I open the toilet door?"
The helpful FA says "Turn the handle. It's just like the one on your trailer..."
That's hilarious! I wish I had the guts to say that.
