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Old 2nd Aug 2015, 08:11
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falconeasydriver
 
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Ahh yes, the conversation regarding stress etc will go like this at the clinic.

"Doc, I'm feeling a bit stressed, under pressure and I think I'm struggling to cope"
"Ok Pilot A, lets have a look at your details here....hmmmm..it says here you are fine, although your BMI is a little high hmmm, ok, just go and wait in the waiting room"

8 minutes later....

"Hi Pilot A, this is immigration, we are pleased to inform you that your Visa has been cancelled and you have 3 hours to report to the airport for deportation"

"huh? deportation? what? what did I do?"

"Pilot A, you are a threat to security and must be removed"
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