Trust me, I know about the hotel.. pass it every time I'm going planespotting.
I just don't think you get my level of fanboy. I want to hear the engines roar, feel the race down the runway, the lift off, walk in the stairs between the decks, feel the turbulence, see the wings rocking, smell the fumes of airplane fuel and other nasty things... you can't get any of that jazz in a boring hotel.
Is Lufthansa a member of Star Alliance? Do they go to St Maartens?