..but why is that rather camp unicorn wearing lipstick and staring up a pussycat's bum whilst piddling on the floor?
Mr BEagle,
The current light blue must observe equality, diversity and inclusivity and all persuasions of real and mythical tastes must be catered for - unlike the "old", non-PC, days when a red-blooded unicorn would be trying to s**g the cat.
