Qantas trials 'silent airport lounges' without boarding calls - Australian Business Traveller
So now instead of boarding calls there will just be a continuous stream of "Qantas paging Mr / Mrs ___________, please proceed immediately to gate _____ as your aircraft is awaiting departure and you are the last passenger to board".
Will be even worse in the Perth lounge with the plethora of bogan FIFOs filling up on their free Crown larger before the flight.