First tourist arrives on his Lightning Sqn. During the arrival chat, the Boss asks his name---'Adrian' was the reply. Boss----'I'm not having an Adrian on my Sqn, we'll call you Harry'---it stuck throughout the years.
Bunch of people lined up on the shores of the lake by North Luffenham about to embark on a course to upgrade their windsurfing qualifications. The instructor was an enthusiastic young Cpl who started off,
'This is an informal course, lets just use first names, mines Dave, lets all say who we are'
Goes down the line getting the names until he arrives at a gentleman possibly somewhat older, 'OK what's your name'--------'Sir Roger'