We had a cracker in RAFG many years ago when a Wg Cdr ( IIRC) told his wife that he had been posted to, regrettably, an unaccompanied tour in Rheindahlen.
However, as far as RAFG was concerned he was, as was routine, accompanied.
Said officer then got the allocated quarter, in to which he subsequently installed his girlfriend.
He almost got away with it until, near the end of his tour, he got nailed with a "wives will attend" function. He had to attend "mit frau"
Unfortunately for him a certain Group Captain's wife was also in attendance, who just happened to be a bosom buddy of the real Mrs Wg Cdr.....
Oh, what fun followed!
Last edited by Haraka; 22nd Jul 2015 at 18:35.