Comedy, indeed. I would pitch up on a Monday morning for the compulsory annual groundschool week and sit there as the Instructor reeled off his introductory words including "NOFORN." And on getting back from a trip, I was told I was scheduled next day for a briefing on a new procedure, duly went and heard it, to be told about a week later that it was supposed to be "NOFORN" and that my name would be removed from the list of attendees. But I was excused from doing "Nuclear Loading" as part of our annual refreshers!
Two years, two months and two weeks I would hate to have missed!