C***n B****r of ciggies fame : Positive Rate of Climb, Gear UP. Safe Height and Speed, Flaps UP. Cigarette LIT.
I did a trip with C**** late summertime to Reims with a bunch of Army Staff Course guys down the back. Working London Centre we hear some Delta Airlines jet come up with an American drawl: "Say Ma'am, what are all those yellow fields down there?".
Quick as a flash C**** comes back with: "They're Chinese Golf Courses!"