Magna Carta, did she die in vain?
Worthy of Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock - or possibly David Brent for the youth.
[was it either of them?]
Edited to add:
It was indeed Hancock (Google is your friend!) In full:
Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain? Brave Hungarian peasant girl who forced King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten! Is all this to be forgotten?