You are on a no notice flyer to Akrotiri. On landing you are told by the GEs that you need 3 engines changed and they will take at least 3 days. There's no room in the Mess, so you retire to a decent hotel downtown. After a boozy night out, the captain suggests a toga party in the lift. Relatively early the next morning, the GEs call to say it was all a mistake and take off is in about 3 hours. On arrival at Akrotiri, you are jumped by the route checkers who are not in a very good mood because they were kept awake all night by a lot of noise in the hotel lift. Do you:
a. Apologise and hope they won't hold it against you.
b. Report sick and hope the Doc will ground you for 24 hours.
c. Take 3 Ibruprofen, 2 pints of water, and eat a greasy bacon sandwich and hope for the best.
d. As c, but fall asleep 10 minutes into the cruise after being sick because of turbulence encountered during the climb.