Take the ....... photograph
The recent alleged remark by D o E at BoB 75th flypast reminded me of a story I heard a long time ago; I have no idea if it is true, based on truth or just happy hour banter. No doubt someone out there will know
A trusty and well beloved pair from an RAFG squadron operating Swifts were taking a photograph for the Christmas card; this involved the lead flying inverted past a well known Schloss whilst no 2 took the pics.
After enough practice the photo run started, soon after the lead inverted no2 reported "your jetpipe's on fire" (not an unknown occurence, I think).
The lead replied "I know, take the ....... photograph!